Now Playing · Est. 2025 · Free Forever

Not Cool
Games

A small pile of homemade browser games. No accounts, no ads, no microtransactions — just open and play. They’re not cool, but they’re mine.

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Squish, color, and decorate your own little slime. Save the cute ones, throw the rest in the void.

Scrub a very dirty cat clean. Then put a hat on it. Then a bow. The cat does not approve.

Tap to flap. Don’t hit anything. A unicorn defies physics until, eventually, it does not.

Two paddles. One ball. The original. Hit space, hit the ball, do not hit the wall.

Pong, but with a Z-axis and a wireframe grid you have feelings about. Arrow keys to move.

A tiny gymnast, two uneven bars, and a list of moves with very real point values. Stick the landing.

Press buttons. A tiny dancer does tricks. Chain combos, enter compete mode, pretend you have rhythm.

Items everywhere. Shelves empty. Tap the right section before the manager notices you’re on your phone.

Ski down a mountain that has it out for you. Trees, rocks, and the occasional UFO make the downhill interesting.

A rage room simulator. Pick a room, choose a weapon, break everything. It’s cheaper than therapy.